www.younggreenanne.com
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I live with care and passion. I am an accomplished speller. Something about the phrase 'Who's your daddy?' cracks me up every time I hear it. (Still.) I'll drink beer straight from a bottle. I adore textures. Laughter is my panacea (narcotic?) of choice. Fun and obligation motivate me in nearly equal proportion. The fine print: Batteries not included. This is not an offer to sell securities. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. Fully user-serviceable parts inside. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Warranty void if serviced by non-authorized personnel. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Sanitized for your protection. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Limit one per family or address. Oh - and at 36 I can put my leg behind my head. *I swear that someday I'll shell out for real web hosting and really do something with this. This site was last tampered with on 15 April 2005. Ah, the exquisite joys of Tax Day.
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